tailgate warranty
when item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.
seller: i’ll drop off your new stove later .
buyer: does it have warranty?
seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.
buyer: wtf?
seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!
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