tailgateitus
the sh-tty feeling after one tailgates for a prolonged period of time. usually followed by common symptoms of headache, nausea, dehydration, short-term memory loss, and aids (alcohol induced diarhea).
not unusual to wake up with unexplained b-mps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.
jacks: dude i feel like such sh-t.
rich: i know, i feel like a midget snuck in my b-tthole and punched my liver.
rezi: did we even go to the game? i remember seeing a football… i think.
alex: f-ggots, text book tailgateitus. grow the f-ck up, especially that d-bag jacks. what a b-tch.
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