taint cola


1. the freshest since 1953
2. the brown slime oozing from the -sshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the -sshole known as the taint after -n-l s-x hence the name “taint cola”
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have -n-l s-x with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want
hey buddy p-ss me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm i bet i know you want to have -n-l s-x
“knock her out with a brick”
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

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