Taint Fuck
the s-xual act of rubbing taints together for either a safe s-x option or foreplay.
guy a: “dude did you score last night?”
guy b: “nah man, we just taint f-cked and p-ssed out”
“may i taint f-ck you maam?”
“i dry taint f-cked her on the dance floor”
profusivly rubbing of the perinium
eric was taintf-cking me and it tickled
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