Taint Heathen
taint heathen (n.) – one, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the -n-s and the scr-t-m on the male body during fornication
i’m tellin’ ya man, in that three-way last night, i was railin’ b-tch #1 while i had b-tch #2 play my taint heathen.
Read Also:
- Nibb-Jousting
the ancient sport of gay knights, whilst wearing only their cast iron helmets, the “knights of the brown circle” would canter towards each other, “nibb’s” (p-n-s) out and joust against another using thier nibbs instead of lances. the losing jouster would salute his victor by parading his -rs- cheeks ready for invasion. in more recent […]
- Hamhogged
being called out for having a small d-ck. we just totally hamhogged that kid with the little d-ck between us in the bathroom.
- harrisite
a student who attends townsend harris high school in flushing, new york. omg, you like to do your homework?! ur such a harrisite! a term widely known in ontario describing the dubious followers of mike harris, a far-right wing politician who caused chaos under a platform called the “common-sense revolution” that guy is a real […]
- take you to church
when someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible. luis: i’m gonna beat yo -ss! juan: keep talking and by the end of the night i’m going to be take you to church luis: i’m a gangsta! -after fight- juan: you […]
- Nick Nolte Effect
this effect occurs when graying men decide to grow their hair to shoulder length and on occasion grow out their beard. commonly these men have a love for hawaiian shirts and making comedies with eddie murphy. the nick nolte effect really took its toll on our bus driver.