Taint Sword


a dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
uncle tony: if that hood rat doesn’t stop bugging me at work i’m going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o’ joe.

stanley: may the force be with you

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