taint whistle
a unis-xual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous s-xual climax and defecation.
with his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
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