Taintasm
n. the stimulation of the taint to the point of -rg-smic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)
1. i went b-lls deep in that sh-t to the point of a taintasm!
2. my ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint i gave her a taintasm! she screamed f-ck my taintus, you animal!
3. friday night was so awesome, i f-cked my girl every way possible! i got off, she got off twice, and then we had simultainous taintasms. fantastic.
4. have you ever heard of a taintasm?! me either, until it happened. caution: slippery when wet.
5. stop touching my taint, or it will go off! you’re going to give me a taintasm!
Read Also:
- Taintfly
an elaborate tattoo of a b-tterfly on an individual’s taint. unis-x in nature, but more mythical on a gentleman. generally the result of very poor decision making and copious amounts of booze. traditionally the recipient of a “taintfly” is involved in some sort of bet or dare. bro, did homeboy tell you about his taintfly? […]
- Tai'Shae
the s-xy , most outgoing girl, nice, beautiful! dammmmn daddiee….. that chica fine asf!!!!! thats tai’shae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tai Tien, Muy Bien
a clever combination of the mandarin and spanish languages. “tai tien” meaning “too sweet” in mandarin, “muy bien” meaning “very good” in spanish. together, this expression communicates the examplar of a peaceful, perfectly content state of happiness and well-being. “i’m tai tien, muy bien” “we’re reunited, and it feels so tai tien, muy bien” “that […]
- take it lite
to take things sportingly. take it lite, buddy ! take it easy, relax,chill take it lite…buddy !
- Take you down to Chinatown
also an antiquated reference to giving you a very bad beating administered by anyone, upon anyone, but once particularly common in reference to domestic violence. in addition to being one of many s-xual references in the 30’s cl-ssic minnie the moocher, this is also a reference to a bad beating. “i ever catch you here […]