Tainted Meat
when you place your c-ck and b-lls between your legs.
a tuck job.
“i was all up on a girl at da club until i realized she had some tainted meat.”
1. when a white man has has previously f-cked by a black woman. in other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. dead man’s d-ck, after a few days.
a: hey, if a cannibal eats a guy’s p-n-s, does that make him gay?
b: yes. he likes tainted meat.
a: that was an unusual thing to say.
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