Taintenance
noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\
the act of grooming ones pubic area. this involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and -n-l region.
“i might get lucky on my big date tonight. perhaps i should do some taintenance.”
the act of maintaining a healthy taint. this includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.
grumpy grundle can be prevented with regular taintenance.
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