Tainter 2000


noun; an apparatus which is inserted in the vag-n-s, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the v-g-n- and the -n-s.
the tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs caviar cat and whipped cream whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vag-n-s once and for all.

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