taintotoma
physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. often mistaken for a third nut.
see “straint”
dude, you have a rubberband around your scr-t-m, or a taintotoma. either way, you should get that looked at
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