takahiro takamura
takahiro takamura is a name given to “the one”. he was chosen by god to do great things for the world. and what makes him most impressive is that he doesn’t even have to try. legends tell that when in need of help, pray to takahiro. he is also a stud.
takahiro takamura is “the one”. he keeps his ident-ty as “the one” hidden so that other people can still falsely believe that they may be the one. the reason why he does this? people need hope. people need to believe in themselves in order to live.
some names of “not the one” include hiroki, don, and chi. these are names given to fake “the ones”. please try not to tell them because, as mentioned above, they need hope.
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