Takatori Failure
trying to delete all traces of embarr-ssment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on reddit.
i committed a takatori failure, i’m going to delete my history in this thread. not–as you will no doubt -ssume–because i was wrong, but because i am embarr-ssed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.
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