Take a dab
the animalistic act of a female sticking her finger in her v-g-n- during ovulation then wiping it on her neck, as if applying a fragrance. taking a dab ensures an ovulating female’s pheromones are released and is intentionally done to attract men. typically, the ovulating female in a group will be encouraged to take a dab by her friends before going out in order to attract more attention to the group.
tina: “girl, why you actin like such a b-tch?”
marcy: “i’m about to start my period, i feel like sh-t.”
tina: “well in that case, go take a dab and we’ll go out. you’re sure to meet a guy that way…”
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