Take a Lap
when someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to “take a lap”.
at this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.
may also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her
rj: did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!
moe: wtf dude? no way, you’re so dumb…
rj: no your mom came in my mouth!
moe lexie and mark: take a lap douchebag.
rj: idk how to spell lap?
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or
moe: i laughed at her
jordan: your mom made me laugh!
moe: take a lap.
jordan: swim a lap!
moe: take another lap for that one.
a phrase said usually when one does something that is indescribably absurd and/or uncalled. the phrase was popularized by ‘dennis reynolds’ in an episode of the cable program ‘it’s always sunny in philadelphia’ on the episode t-tled “the gang gives back”.
flip flop kid runs up to dennis with a soda in his hand
dennis reynolds: what the h-ll is that?
flip flop kid: i don’t know.
dennis reynolds: it’s diet.
flip flop kid: oh.
dennis reynolds: does it look like i need to be on a diet?
flip flop kid: i don’t know.
dennis reynolds: terrible. take a lap.
what you tell someone to do when they think they’re hot sh-t.
when some tw-t is showing off: “easyy hero, go take a lap.”
when your high school coach tells you to jerk off later
coach- “practice is over” ,”everbody take a lap”
player- “so we jerk off?”
coach- ” bingo!!!!!”
told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.
go take a mile
go take a marathon
tom- thats what she said…
bill- d-mn! go take a lap.
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