Take a seat


to put someone down completely; when you beat someone so bad you disgrace them.
c.j. “oh man, you f-cking killed me!”
hawk “take a seat f-g!”
a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
sam: hey can i take the p-ss to go to the bathroom
teacher: hey! take a seat!
to completely shatter a persons anger.
to shut them down after a heated argument
person 1: “what the f-ck man, you think your tough fight me”

person 2: “haha, take a seat my n-gg-.”

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person 1: “i’ll wreck you and ya who’ll crew, you know that?”

person 2: “naw, take a seat my mans, you doin too much.”
phrase used when telling a fellow to take a seat. originally developed by 2 sophmores in highschool, take a seat is sweeping the general group of people they hang out with by storm. when telling one to take a seat one must make an ok sign with their fingers, hold it up, and move their hand slightly forward.
taylor: so yea after i hit this kid square in the face i lit up a cig and put it out on his forehead
kavan: taylor, take a seat
a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
sam: hey can i take the p-ss to go to the bathroom
teacher: hey! take a seat!

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