Take a sweater
what concerned parent’s say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don’t it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.
mother dearest: “oh danny, don’t be ignorant and take a sweater.”
danny: “ugh, you don’t understand me.”
mom: “what you say?”
danny: “did i stutter?”
mama: “your grounded.”
… later on it starts snowing…
danny: “son of a b-tch!”
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