Take Care of Business
masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite s-x.
much like clearing bats out of the belfry.
brian: i screwed up last night with karen. i was off my game.
simon: ’cause you weren’t thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.
brian: huh. really?
simon: next time, take care of business before seeing karen.
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