take him to the stacks


a term implying s-xual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

my coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about f-cking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

me: that blonde guy was in, again.
coworker: i dont know which one. is he hot?
me: well, i’d take him to the stacks.

a term to imply that s-xual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.
that patron is so hot, i’d take him to the stacks.

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