Take the Scenic Route
the act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.
guy 1: man i was sooo wasted last night. my gf was still sleeping when i got home thank god.
guy 2: you drove drunk!? stupid move man you get pulled over for a dui and they pull all your warrents you are f-cked
guy 1: dont worry mate i know to take the scenic route home.
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