Take the slide


to abruptly and publicly end your -ssociation with something, usually a job or relationship. derives from former jetblue airline attendant stephen slater’s flamboyant exit from the industry, when he cursed out a p-ssenger, grabbed two beers from the galley, activated the emergency slide and exited the plane.
if that a-hole hanrahan makes me redo that report again, i swear to g-d i’m going to trash this place and take the slide.

jenny threw a fit and said i had to go with her to that lame–ss hummel figurines convention in tulsa again, so i just grabbed my jacket and my toaster oven and took the slide.

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