Taking Dick Modifier
this is the one of the key factors in finding a girl’s hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. normally, women are rated solely based off b–bs, -ss, face, etc…however, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking d-ck modifier, or tdm.
to determine a girl’s tdm, one must talk to said female, stalk the sh-t out of her on facebook, -n-lyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a p-n-s.
tdm’s only apply to girls you would be willing to f-ck. so, if there is a female that loves to gobble c-ck but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the tdm does not apply. at the same time, smoke-shows who avoid p-n-s like it’s the the plague have a negative tdm which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. therefore if a girl rated 6 has a tdm of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. this means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
dude 1: hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??
hot girl 1: oh no i don’t like getting into those situations. i gotta go home with my friends.
–hot girl leaves–
dude 2: bro!! that girl was a smoke-show! you get with her??
dude 1: f-ck her dude! she was like a legit 9 but her taking d-ck modifier was like -4.
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