taking the log to the beaver
having v-g-n-l s-x.
v-g-n-l f-cking.
v-g-n-l intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.
“lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne.”
“he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!”
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