takoma park


capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed b-mps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.
l: dude, let’s break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
takoma park is a f-ckin sweet hippy town. lots of trees!, chill spots, parks, and blaaazers young and old. a place where you can walk to all your friends houses, smoke on every street, and enjoy the environment.
x: d-mn, where should we smoke??
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal d’s, westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, f-ck lets just do it here, its takoma park.
the mugwort capital of the world.
yo you wanna go smoke some mugwort in takoma park?

yeah dude, all i wanna do tonight is fall asleep and dream.
a f-ckin city u jack-ss
i live in takoma park

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