talented spoon
when an asian has a name that you wouldn’t expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor
“hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-jeremy”
“jesus, now that is a talented spoon”
derived from the theory that asains choose their names by sounds spoons created when they fall on the floor (chang, thong, bing). when a person of asain] decent has a western name it is -ssumed that a talented spoon created it.
this chinese] dude roundhouse kicked] six bears and a tiger. the best part was his name is steve. that must have been one talented spoon!
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