talf


loser, idiot, freak, weirdo
advait: “wow look at that kid parth over there.”

janet: “yeah look at him, what a talf.”

matthew: “totally a talf.”
when one impregnated h-m-s-xual female that is receiving oral s-x from another h-m-s-xual female has such an incredible -rg-sm that she shoots out the fetus into the other woman’s eye and gets a black eye. that black eye is called a talf.
as i was perusing around the internet, i stumbled across some lesbian p-rnography video where one woman received a talf.

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