talibang
when two afghans roleplay as tailbans and scream “allah allah allah” or “allah akhbar” as they ‘explode’ (-rg-sm).
afghan: have you two ever tried talibanging?
paki: no, why?
taliban: i want to talibang you now!
afghan: maybe you could afghanic-m inside of me?
paki: i shall stay with my wives.
taliban: suit yourself. afghanic-mming sounds fun.
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