Talibekasaurus
a rare species of dinosaur in the dwarfus terroristus family, showing up only on the western sh-r-s of alaska. known habits are making cookies, singing, planning to blow up the planet and live on the moon, m-ssing a cookie supply to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse and writing blog posts. if you happen to see a wild talibekasaurus it is best to ask for cookies, thank it for them, and run.
“did you see that talibekasaurus?”
“yeah she gave me these cookies”
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