talk show cow
those fat, ugly, trailer trash women on talk shows, like “jenny jones”, “jerry springer” and “maury”, always b-tching about who’s the father of their babies.
another talk show cow b-tches about her stupid problems.
those fat b-tches on jerry springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.
jerry: why do you sleep with your sister you talk show cow!?
cow: i lover her jerry! we’re gonna adopt a baby together. -starts making out with sister-
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