talking ass monkey
(n). one who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
at the c-cktail party, the talking -ss monkey told me everything i never wanted to know. “what are you, some kind of arrogant talking -ss monkey?”
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