talking chimp


a variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. these creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as mcdonald’s. they can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. also known as nignogs.
my car’s been nicked!

must’ve been a talking chimp. there are thousands around here. blame mcdonald’s.

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