talking like a tool


raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. this occurs most often while talking to siri on the iphone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call comcast, at&t, verizon, the gas company, and the like.
someone should songify themselves talking like a tool.

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