Talking to the Wizard


a term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity crossfit workout.
athlete:
coach: yeah! go harder g…wait, what’s wrong. why are you just standing there starring off into sp-ce.

athlete: dude, i’m talking to the wizard.

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