Tall Paul

the not so wise old man. he can become very abusive and have short outbursts of offensive swear words,loutish behaviour & violence (worst case).he also has a tendancy to toot the horn of his car in a so called “rage” or “depression”, often re-pr-nouces words removing the u and changing to a a.
facking h-ll
i took the right turning but went the wrong way.
i’ll tell u to fack off
an ageing late twenties male from wymering near portsmouth with a hair style dating back to the 60’s. he is a balding individual whose temper has a tendency to effect his ability to think before he speaks. suffers from strange bouts of depression perhaps due to his loss of hair or for crashing his car and results in him lashing out on buildings, pouring drink over his mates and admitting his love to people. this disease has become infectious and has now p-ssed on to others causing those effected to arrange trips to the zoo rather than go out clubbing for example. this individual is a keen musician opting for the cl-ssical style from ideas gathered listening to his favourite station, angel f.m. curiosity surrounds his need to work for sainsburys when he could actually work in the shop he lives above, but tall paul is a unique character who is very hard to understand. also suffers from partial blindness due to constant action off his right hand.
“no it ain’t facking tough luck!”
“you facking tw-t, turn the facking light off!!”
“its like a football injury, you don’t rush back into training.”