Tallahasee


tallah-ssee is the capitol of florida. known for a large population of corrupt politicians, evangelicals,redneck republicans, pedophiles, and really, really dumb people. the avearge tallah-ssee resident dosen’t know the diffrence between china and j-pan. no sense of culture/the outside world.

and it has really bad mosquitoes.

where i regretably live.

if you think i’m being too harsh, read the tallahasee democract (the local paper). every day i read it i am amazed at people’s sheer stupidity.

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