Tallahassee Soft Serve


an intimate act between two or more people; partic-p-nt with loose stool squats over the mouth of second partic-p-nt, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second partic-p-nt while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. it is customary for all partic-p-nts to take turns eating said stool. to date, there is not protocol regarding silverware
after having dinner together, toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in jake’s tallah-ssee soft serve later that evening.

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