tallahassee tenderizer
taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before s-x. that way you can tallah-ssee tenderize-her.
“i had to pull the ol’ tallah-ssee tenderizer last night, now my d-ck looks like seth rogen.”
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