Tallahassee Tinkertoy
a s-xual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to -n-lly pleasure the other partner while performing oral s-x. at completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often -j-c-l-t-s onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.
note: sometimes used as a synonym of the kentucky klondike bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
my girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the tallah-ssee tinker toy because she’s lactose intolerant and we didn’t have a battery-powered drill.
when (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of sh-t and then uses it as a d-ld-.
“dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a tallah-ssee tinkertoy?”
“no, that’s just f-cked up.”
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