Tallassee


the smallest town in the world… it’s where everybody knows your name and your business
hey… didn’t you go to tall-ssee…. i have heard a lot about you.
city in central alabama that everyone confuses with tallah-ssee. it’s not in florida, people! filled with lots of rednecks and old people.
tall-ssee, al
a city in alabama that is falling by the wayside. nothing to do, and the old people here don’t want anyone to bring anything here. everyone is asleep by 9 pm- when the smallest wal-mart in the world closes. a blip on the map. a bunch of kkk and rednecks.
tall-ssee is the worst city in the world.

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