TallonKarrde
a salmon savior and great s-x giver.
“save the salmon!!!!!!1111” -tallonkarrde
an orgasnism that produces a magical s-m-n
this s-m-n,nicknamed “gew” that can reduce hunger & thirst. among this power, it can also be an alternative to cpr, revive corpses, shapeshift into any weapon, grant wishes, clean any surface, bubbles up in the bath, allows you to breathe when you normally wouldn’t be able to, makes you less ugly, and spreads smiles across the land whenenver it has been -j-c-l-t-d.
when a tallonkarrde excited, it’s p-n-s releases this gew in an eruption that is more powerful than any volcano.
you c-m like a tallonkarrde
typical over-ego’d scouser
tk for short
bl–dy liverpudlian. thinks he’s a tallonkarrde
a pot-bellied fat f-ck that eats sh-t for breakfast.
hey! look at those hogs! they are acting just like tallonkarrde
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