tallywacker


my gargantious third member.
i often stuff my own -n-s with my tallywacker
something used to syphon gas out of a car.
“wow, that guy just stuck his tallywacker in a gas tank!”
slang. the male copulatory organ. the term very popular in rugger-b-gg-r p-ss-ups
at the p-ss up after winning the rugby world cup, jonny wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the australians

orig.
tally wacker is a giant gwat d-ck that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips
look that chico just used his tally wacker to c-ck slap little abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!
another word for a p-n-s
wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker
hillarious term for p-n-s
i enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.
a length of rope use to count sheep. the sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. if one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.
he hit that ram with the tallywacker.

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