Tampon Boner
when a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little b-n-r.
yo, guy, lets go n-gg- gippin this way! no way, man! there is a chick with a tampon b-n-r over there.
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