tampon wasteland
1. the furthest crevice of a woman’s v-g-n-. this is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.
2. the original inspiration for the song baba o’reilly by the who, that refers to a “teenage wasteland”. they changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the m-sses.
doctor: hi, what brings you in today?
patient: well doctor, i forgot i had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my p-ssy. i was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.
doctor: oh, wow, i think i can help, but this may take a while. -ssistant, please p-ss me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
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