Tamponathon
when you’re boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons
dude: “so ashley you think its time”
ashley: “not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend”
dude: fml 🙁
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