tampooned
when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.
eric: wow that b-tch just throw her tampon at me…
jim: yeah she tampooned your -rs-
the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.
a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.
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