Tampounded
copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.
“i knew i had been tampounded when dennis’ gentleman’s relish didn’t dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. he pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! it must’ve absorbed all his spooge too. he fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his goody brush. thank gawd!”
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