tandroid
a robotic offshoot of humanity that is only concerned with four things: gym, tan, laundry, and “smooshing”.
best exemplified by the characters on the tv show jersey sh-r-.
if encountered in the wild, do not startle them, and do not accept the offer of a drink.
yo yo yo! we tandroids be doin’ gtl before hittin’ the clubs! it’s a joisey thang!
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