Tanimal
an asian man, when in the presence of a naked woman, transforms into large werebeast and proceeds to f-ck the sh-t out of that woman.
person 1: “so, how was it last night?”
person 2: “it was great, i turned into a real tanimal last night!”
person 1: “dude….”
n. someone who is addicted to tanning in any and all forms.
“daniel looks like he’s been hitting the booth all week. what a tanimal!”
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