Tannered Em


not scoring or finalizing with a girl…going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.
jacob: dude i’ve slept with alex like twice today. what about you?

greg: dude i tannered em…i was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who p-ssed in jp’s bed.

alex r: dude you definitely tannered.

jacob: tanner youre gay

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